Date Kevin
Pictured: 100% boyfriend material. If you are a...
a) woman over the age of 23
b) looking for a stable, caring, and fun-loving potential long-term partner
c) certified normie
... you want to meet my friend Kevin!
Meet Kevin
Kevin is many things, but above all he can be described as: nice. Kevin’s hobbies - while he isn’t acting as the voice of reason in the group chat - include:
Daily yoga with his close personal friend Adriene Mishler and Benji (if you know you know)Cooking basic vegetarian food to nourish himself and baking elaborate vegan desserts to share with his vegan roommate (that’s me)Jogging around Centretown in his tight little leggingsKissing the soft foreheads of the dog and cat we live with Buying plants and caring for his 15 houseplant babiesOrganizing his bedroom, the biggest one in the apartment (I’m not mad)Patronizing the local library for the latest in literary fiction that they’re probably reading in your mom’s book clubMaking spreadsheets? For stuff?Watching trash (reality TV and sporty stuff)
Other stuff
Kevin is: 26! Gainfully employed as an agricultural policy analyst! Lives in Ottawa and doesn’t want to leave!
Monogamous AF!
Kevin has a tight-knit group of friends who are very nosy and will want to know all about you.
TESTIMONIALS
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“Kevin once organized and hosted an entire Survivor challenge weekend, because he loves his friends and his favourite reality TV show so much. It was a blast! If this kind of fun group activity appeals to you, you should date Kevin and join us for Survivor 2.0 when the pandemic is over!” K.C.
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“Kevin loves statistics, which will one day serve you well when comparing mortgage prices. He is also gentle.” M.D.
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“Kevin is a great guy and I have kissed him several times and it was very nice so that's something you could look forward to.” J.P.
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“Kevin is hilarious, smart, thoughtful - the kind of person who buys you a surprise second Christmas gift - and he is looking for love and commitment! He’s a great communicator, a great baker, a great planner, and has some amazing ideas for Zoom dates.
Source: Kevin has described me as ‘one of my top three favourite people in our [three-person] group chat.’” B.M.
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"Kevin is tender, thoughtful and perfectly sarcastic. Total cutie! Amazing baker! Great friend! At least biweekly I am overcome by the amount of care Kevin puts into our friend group, and the universe." M.L.
Interested in dating Kevin?
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